5 days till Monterey Jack Docks
Delia wake up in Amsterdam with a note from the team that they are heading off the CherbourgBollox they left without me
Fuck why am I still stoned and hungover
Oh yer thats right Amsterdam
Bollox
Fuck Amsterdam, I need to ride.....
Meanwhile back in Cherbourg....
Maria is the resident ouchie doc
Tiera - port hand/ fixer and loading/offloading
Valentina - started blagging as a cheif
Tiera started the rummer that Valentina is a world renowned Michelin starred Chef who occasionally lives in local communities to sample local foods that she then enhances and incorporates into her world renowned menus.
4 days till Monterey Jack Docks
Delia is turning up to the port on her bikeDelia after 24 hrs of riding and a few lay-byes made her way into Cherbourg
She checked in by chance to the same hotel as Tiera and ismolad the Hôtel Mercure Cherbourg Centre Port
The rest of the team were busy making a mini name for themselves in the port, so they could potentially blag the jobs on the Monterey Jack, so far they covered
Potential Blagged positions on the Monterey Jack
- Captain
- Chef
- Doctor
- Engineer
- 1st Mate/2nd Boat Pilot
- Deck hands
- Kitchen assistant/Deck Hand
What people are build reps as:
- Valenentia = Chef
- Tiera = Engineer/Deck Hand
- El Puncho = Deck hand
- Maria = Doctor
After work they head off,
Maria on a Touristy sight seeing tour
El Puncho checking out the mechanisms for the bridge to see if they can jam it up and block the Monterey Jack in or out of it, El Puncho's vast engineering knowledge (or lack of) inform him, its a bridge, it has water underneath it, and it has some wizzy werry bit that makes it open more.
Tiera visits the arcade/casino and Plays the dance off machine
They eventually head back to their hotels and crash out for the night
3 days till Monterey Jack Docks
In the Morning Tiera sees Delia at breakfast and updates her on the Plan.
Delia inform them that those two bays for ships outside the hotel look about the right size for the Monterey Jack to dock.
They go off to find a ship/boat having difficulty manoeuvring.
They find a large boat is having difficulties manoeuvring into dock and keep rubbing other ships.
Delia at the opportune time jumps aboard, and surprises the pilot insisting she can maneuver the ship in.
With the luck of the gods, the pilot releases control of his ship to Delia.
Delia skillfully maneuvers the ship into dock with such finesse that it is noted upon by other boat owners.
Tiera not missing a chance to spread rumour and bullshit build up on this and creates a whole series of Chinese whispers that go around the port, that they have an ace pilot in the port who has previously navigated the world and has won untold boat races. etc, etc, bullshit, bullshit.
Valentia realises that she does not know where the four stooges they found live, so the team (well most of it) heads to the Bar they were at before to see if they can find them and sort out some kind of semi-balance of a plan.
They go off to find a ship/boat having difficulty manoeuvring.
They find a large boat is having difficulties manoeuvring into dock and keep rubbing other ships.
Delia at the opportune time jumps aboard, and surprises the pilot insisting she can maneuver the ship in.
With the luck of the gods, the pilot releases control of his ship to Delia.
Delia skillfully maneuvers the ship into dock with such finesse that it is noted upon by other boat owners.
Tiera not missing a chance to spread rumour and bullshit build up on this and creates a whole series of Chinese whispers that go around the port, that they have an ace pilot in the port who has previously navigated the world and has won untold boat races. etc, etc, bullshit, bullshit.
Valentia realises that she does not know where the four stooges they found live, so the team (well most of it) heads to the Bar they were at before to see if they can find them and sort out some kind of semi-balance of a plan.
At the Pub...
Maria take the table by the door
Tier heads to the bar with El Puncho who proceeds to order bar snacks hoping for some nuts to fill his mouth with.
Valentia spots a table with the four fellers (Gaston Gagne, Ludovic Marchand, Rémy Pelletier and Vincent Lefebvre), and goes and site in-between them.
The Blokes are unimpressed and it takes a while for the alcohol phased memory to kick in.
Valentia tries to remind Gaston Gagne and Vincent Lefebvre of what was said before about the Monterey Jack, at the sheer mention of the Monterey Jack the group vaguely remember and spout on about how they hate the crew of the Monterey Jack, blah, blah, blah, yer we will help you fight em so we can get their jobs, blah blah, blah
Durring the blurry time Ludovic Marchand notices El Puncho
El Puncho the one who picked Rémy Pelletier up by his ears.
El Puncho the arshole
Ludovic Marchand charges El Puncho, but El Puncho reaction is quicker and flips Ludovic over his shoulder but unfortunately onto Tiera hurting both of them!
Tiera retreats and starts a chat with a lone female in the corner of the bar, away from all the blokey madness
Valentina, who was a in a middle of a sentence decides not to use diplomacy or reason and grabs Vincent's cock and squeezes it, causing Vincent to wince in pain
Maria watches on.
Gaston Gagne charges El Puncho and tries to grab him
In the struggle for his manhood Vincent Lefebvre wriggles free from Valentina's clutch just a Rémy Pelletier jumps onto the table and kicks Valentina in the head.
Valentina gets knocked unconscious from the battering she took from the two blokes.
As soon as she is knocked KO and stranger jumps up from his table and bitch slaps Vincent stopping him from stamping on Valentina's head.
El Puncho thinks he can take on two at once and channels his inner taco bell chi, now this really would have worked better hitting one at at time, rather than trying to hit and grapple both at EXACTLY the same time, but hey its El Puncho, so El Puncho goes from being able to inflict to loads of damage to effectively playing patty cake with them.
The Barman shouts for the fighting to stop, and distracts Ludovic enough for El Puncho to take a cheap shot at him and ring his bell, Ludovic is still standing, well swaying.
After a bit more too and fro where Maria steps up and tries to blind side Gaston Gagne.
Valentina manages to come round, just.
The Barman screams for everyone to stop and calm the fuck down or you all barred.
Everyone calmly starts to drink again.
Valentina for some reason is offering Vincent and the 3 guys money if they fight the Monterey Jack crew.
With Drunken Maths Vincent arranges for 5 times 500 euro for each of them, so thats what 6,000Euro total.
Valentina goes to chat with Tiera over this and then heads back to Vincent to tell him its a deal.
Maria was now at the Bar drinking and was only vaugely aware of the staggering beat up Valentina.
Valentina then has a bright idea to lessen the amount to pay em, and offers Vincent a stand up shag in the alley for 250 Euro.
Vincent take Valentina out of the Pub.
Tiera sees Valentina leave, but is not sure what direction she then went.
Vincent wants it rough and throws Valentina back against the wall, where she promptly goes unconscious again with her knickers round her ankles.
This does not stop Vincent getting what he paid for...
Maria now vaugely aware that Valentina is missing heads out of the pub to look for her, and proceeds to stealthily track the wrong couple 10 blocks from the pub!
Tiera calls for Delina to search for Valentina as she should have been back by now.
Maria finally 15 blocks away twigs she is following the wrong couple!
El Puncho and Ludovic stare at each other and drink aggressively at each other!
Valentina starts to come around at Vincent comes in her, so then she releases her load in the form of a silenced 9mm, shooting Vincents cock and right bollock off and drenching her lower half in his blood.
Delia drives around the port for a while, and is 5 min away when Valentina orders a pick up, as she is compromised and covered in blood.
The team call it a night and head back to their hotels, with Delina taking Valentina in via the service entrance and Valentina stealthily making her way to her hotel room to shower and wash her clothes.
There is a shot dead cockless body in the alley by the pub most of the team were in!
I think the definition of covert is missed on this team!
Only 2 more days till Monterey Jack Docks
Tier heads to the bar with El Puncho who proceeds to order bar snacks hoping for some nuts to fill his mouth with.
Valentia spots a table with the four fellers (Gaston Gagne, Ludovic Marchand, Rémy Pelletier and Vincent Lefebvre), and goes and site in-between them.
The Blokes are unimpressed and it takes a while for the alcohol phased memory to kick in.
Valentia tries to remind Gaston Gagne and Vincent Lefebvre of what was said before about the Monterey Jack, at the sheer mention of the Monterey Jack the group vaguely remember and spout on about how they hate the crew of the Monterey Jack, blah, blah, blah, yer we will help you fight em so we can get their jobs, blah blah, blah
Durring the blurry time Ludovic Marchand notices El Puncho
El Puncho the one who picked Rémy Pelletier up by his ears.
El Puncho the arshole
Ludovic Marchand charges El Puncho, but El Puncho reaction is quicker and flips Ludovic over his shoulder but unfortunately onto Tiera hurting both of them!
Tiera retreats and starts a chat with a lone female in the corner of the bar, away from all the blokey madness
Valentina, who was a in a middle of a sentence decides not to use diplomacy or reason and grabs Vincent's cock and squeezes it, causing Vincent to wince in pain
Maria watches on.
Gaston Gagne charges El Puncho and tries to grab him
In the struggle for his manhood Vincent Lefebvre wriggles free from Valentina's clutch just a Rémy Pelletier jumps onto the table and kicks Valentina in the head.
Valentina gets knocked unconscious from the battering she took from the two blokes.
As soon as she is knocked KO and stranger jumps up from his table and bitch slaps Vincent stopping him from stamping on Valentina's head.
El Puncho thinks he can take on two at once and channels his inner taco bell chi, now this really would have worked better hitting one at at time, rather than trying to hit and grapple both at EXACTLY the same time, but hey its El Puncho, so El Puncho goes from being able to inflict to loads of damage to effectively playing patty cake with them.
The Barman shouts for the fighting to stop, and distracts Ludovic enough for El Puncho to take a cheap shot at him and ring his bell, Ludovic is still standing, well swaying.
After a bit more too and fro where Maria steps up and tries to blind side Gaston Gagne.
Valentina manages to come round, just.
The Barman screams for everyone to stop and calm the fuck down or you all barred.
Everyone calmly starts to drink again.
Valentina for some reason is offering Vincent and the 3 guys money if they fight the Monterey Jack crew.
With Drunken Maths Vincent arranges for 5 times 500 euro for each of them, so thats what 6,000Euro total.
Valentina goes to chat with Tiera over this and then heads back to Vincent to tell him its a deal.
Maria was now at the Bar drinking and was only vaugely aware of the staggering beat up Valentina.
Valentina then has a bright idea to lessen the amount to pay em, and offers Vincent a stand up shag in the alley for 250 Euro.
Vincent take Valentina out of the Pub.
Tiera sees Valentina leave, but is not sure what direction she then went.
Vincent wants it rough and throws Valentina back against the wall, where she promptly goes unconscious again with her knickers round her ankles.
This does not stop Vincent getting what he paid for...
Maria now vaugely aware that Valentina is missing heads out of the pub to look for her, and proceeds to stealthily track the wrong couple 10 blocks from the pub!
Tiera calls for Delina to search for Valentina as she should have been back by now.
Maria finally 15 blocks away twigs she is following the wrong couple!
El Puncho and Ludovic stare at each other and drink aggressively at each other!
Valentina starts to come around at Vincent comes in her, so then she releases her load in the form of a silenced 9mm, shooting Vincents cock and right bollock off and drenching her lower half in his blood.
Delia drives around the port for a while, and is 5 min away when Valentina orders a pick up, as she is compromised and covered in blood.
The team call it a night and head back to their hotels, with Delina taking Valentina in via the service entrance and Valentina stealthily making her way to her hotel room to shower and wash her clothes.
Hmm
So the group that they were trying to convince to be their fall guys, are now down a person.There is a shot dead cockless body in the alley by the pub most of the team were in!
I think the definition of covert is missed on this team!
Only 2 more days till Monterey Jack Docks
Hitman Shop
Prologue
Meet the team
Target 1 - Report
Target 2 - the brief and is that a plan?
Target 2 - Erm well I spose that was a plan, maybe not the plan
Target 2 - and let there be bullshit and luck
Target 3 - Marcy Ballantyre
Target 3 - The lying, the whore and the Sauveuse
Target 3 - the 4 oh no 3 stoogies
Target 3 - all aboard
Target 3 - so the plan is... we have no plan
Target 4 - The Abatangelos
Target 4 - Smoke n not mirrors
Target 5 - Cairo Bain
Target 5 - Does a plan ever come together!
Target 6 - Cyrus Bell
Target 7 - Toshio Harada oh wait no Dr Algar Hader, bugger, both?
Target 7 - Target - Toshio Harada
Target 7? - Dr Algar Hader other spots
Target 7, no wait 8, hang on lost track
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